My autobiography
So, I decided a need to write an autobiography. And here's the kicker. It will only be one page long. The one page would have, centered in the middle of it, the sentence, "Jason is always right." Then the rest of the book will have a crapload of references, graphs, charts, examples, and a massive preface. All pointing to examples in which I'm 100% correct, appear to have more knowledge then those around me, or statements that just alude to my overall superiority, etc. A couple examples of such references, to give you a flava, would be as follows:
You get the idea. I think it could really sell.
So I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. Mine was pretty cool. My team and I watched 4 movies. Yes 4. We were really in need of relaxation time and we were at the house of my teammate Natalija so it was low pressure. We watched The Chronicles of Riddick, Mystery Science Theatre 3000's version of the Creeping Menace, Major Payne, and A Mighty Wind. It was glorious. Our danish teammate was kinda disappointed though. She thought that Thanksgiving would entail more social aspects. I explained to her that this was not a typical Thanksgiving and I really missed not playing games. I think everyone was just tired and didn't want to interact very much. I definitely missed my family games of Cherades and The Couch Game (Much love, Gorski-Reschke Mo-thugs).
Also, just an aside, I met a girl last night named Jennica. Her mom wanted to name her Jessica and her dad wanted to name her Jenny. That's a true story. I love original names.
That's it for now, love you all,
in Christ,
jason
3 Comments:
I have a contribution to make to your autobiography.
Appendix IV, Sec. 8, Art. F, Par. 6
Jason's infallibility unfortunately does not extend into the realm of spelling. Ex: Blog post 12/02/04 -- "alude" (allude) and "cherades" (charades).
Other than that he is perfect*
*See pp. 1-1903 of Appendices for exceptions, qualifications, and exceptions.
That's fair. I'm not an English major. But let's see you write some software biatch.
one thing you were right on...giving me that poker table while you are gone. we are giving that sucker a lot of use.
thanks man
danny boy
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